Dear Aunt Fern

Dear Aunt Fern:
My husband wants to have anal sex with me. He tells me many men want this and do this with this wives. He tells me he will uses jelly! Signed,
In A Jam.

Dear In a Jam:
Well Dear, I'm just not sure what your talking about, but as far as I'm concerned, jelly belongs on a cracker! If you serve your hubby up jelly and crackers with his coffee or tea, you'll be sure to keep him happy.
Love,
Aunt Fern.