Emergency Response Unit!!

Dear Fumble Fingers
To more jaded ears, it sounds as though your husband may not be interested in making love to women at all. Aunt Fern may have have things right this time. You won't be having children while playing beauty parlor.
Sit your husband down and have and honest talk to him. Find out what really does get his rockets launched. If he's getting pretty for you, that might be one thing and if you can stand it, teach him how to work the danged curling iron. But if he's really getting ready for Rudy down at the Feed'n'Save, cut your losses, much as Deliah cut Samson's hair. Time for a reality check. Your hubby is playing for a whole different team.

Ask him if he has been sexually active with other men. If so, did he practice safe sex? In any case, please, please, please, go and get YOURSELF tested for sexually transmitted diseases. Knowledge is power.

Whatever the case, please find a good marriage therapist. You owe it to yourself, dear girl, to know you are not the one out of line.

Best wishes,

Kennesdy.