Dear and gentle readers,
Welcome to Just Aunt Fern's Blog. It is my hope that you are all able to bring your little and large worries to me, your Aunt Fern. I've helped countless people, in my own special way, just as my mother helped people before me.
Now, those of you who may have known my sweet, late mother, please know that I don't hold with as many enemas as she did. Somethings are meant to be put into the hands of Jesus, not into the profit margins of the Fleet Enema brand.
Now, if you have any niggling little questions, or large, soul searching ones,
Aunt Fern is here to listen and help as best she can.
Welcome to Just Aunt Fern's Blog. It is my hope that you are all able to bring your little and large worries to me, your Aunt Fern. I've helped countless people, in my own special way, just as my mother helped people before me.
Now, those of you who may have known my sweet, late mother, please know that I don't hold with as many enemas as she did. Somethings are meant to be put into the hands of Jesus, not into the profit margins of the Fleet Enema brand.
Now, if you have any niggling little questions, or large, soul searching ones,
Aunt Fern is here to listen and help as best she can.
(By the by, this here photo was taken of me when I was twenty years old. One of my fool nieces had it retouched and put here, since I wouldn't let them put up a more recent photo up. Danged technology.)
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